Issue edited by Al Goldstein. Cover art by Mike Kanarek. Essays "Screw You," by Al Goldstein; "Confessions of a College Professor : Holes of Ivy," by Rossell Ford; " ' This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun. One Is for Killing, the Other's for Fun,' " by P.J. O'Rourke; illustration by Yossarian; "How to Find 'em Feel 'em Fuck 'em and Forget 'em," by Lisa Jacobs; illustrations by John Caldwell; "My Scene : A Poke in a Pig : I Ate an Embezzler and Lived to Tell the Tale," by D.A. Latimer; "Sex Scene," edited by Anthony Gambino; "Homosexual Citizen : Sheridan Squirt," by Lige and Jack; "Fuckbooks : Bend Over for a Better Tomorrow," by Michael Perkins; "Dirty Diversions," by Al Goldstein; "Naked City," edited by Anthony Gambino; "Shit List," by Al Goldstein; "Watson's Weirdness," by Christopher Watson.
