Issue edited by Al Goldstein. Contents include: "Screw You!" by Al Goldstein; "We've Come a Long Way Baby! Eros Revisited," by Al Goldstein; "Fuckbooks : Tit-Top Titles," by Michael Perkins; "Whores Who Give You..." by Samantha; "Can Kim Novak Put Her Finger in a Dyke and Find Happiness?" by Carlo Cacciatore; "Fellatio : For Fun and Profit," by A. Blowhard; "Legal Bullshit : Can a Philadelphia Lawyer as Cracked as the Liberty Bell Be Rung while Swinging? And Who Cares?"; "Homosexual Citizen : Are There Lesbians in the D.A.R.?" by Lige & Jack; "Shit List," by Al Goldstein; "Do Stewardesses Make House Calls?" by Pamela A. Anderson; "Dirty Diversions : God Sucks!" by Al Goldstein; "Perversion in the Nursery," by Jerry Maneker; "Up and Coming," by Bob Amsel; and "Bikini Bars Bared," by Ken Gaul.